When You Just Need a Laugh

10 Jokes Every Small Business Owner Will Identify With

• Nothing ruins a Friday more than an understanding that today is Tuesday.

• Experience is what you get when you didn’t get what you wanted.

• The human brain is a wonderful thing. It starts working the moment you are born, and never stops until you stand up to speak in public.

• I get plenty of exercise — jumping to conclusions, pushing my luck, and dodging deadlines.

• If every day is a gift, I’d like a receipt for Monday. I want to exchange it for another Friday.

• I’ve started a small business building boats in my attic. Sails are going through the roof!

• A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.

• ‘You all worked really hard this year, I’m giving you all a check for $2,000. If you work the same next year, I’ll sign them’.

• Why do banks have drive thru windows?
  So the cars can meet their real owners.

• The proper way to use a stress ball is to throw it at the last person to upset you.